Total. Author. Meltdown.

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Wow. This juvenile meltdown by a published author is making the rounds on the Internet right now, and it's great reading. The gist is simple: reviewer on Amazon.com gives a book a bad review, the author responds to the review, and total bugfuck hilarity ensues. The author descends into a meltdown laden with conspiracy theories, secret supporters (none of whom we actually see), and a seemingly insatiable need to dig their hole ever deeper. If you at all like watching train wrecks, this is fantastic morning entertainment. I just can't fathom what's going through someone's head when they do this.…

Dealing with criticism

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One of my favorite bloggers on writing and the publishing industry, literary agent Nathan Bransford, recently made an excellent post about dealing with criticism. Excellent reading for any and all aspiring writers. Confronting a critique or criticism need not be a gut-wrenching trial. It can, and should, be a valuable learning experience. One of the first and most difficult hurdles on the road to publication is learning to cope with criticism. Yet you must. No matter how good you think you are, criticism is inevitable. It is also vital to your growth as a writer. The ability to solicit critiques…
When your own stories surprise you

When your own stories surprise you

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I've already mentioned that I'm working on a dystopian science fiction novel. It will be, I hope, Philip K. Dick meets George Orwell thrust into a Stephen Spielberg film. That's the aim, at least. I've had some rough nights where the words just don't want to come (and those that do are crap), and other nights when things click and I'm at the edge of my seat, wondering what's going to happen to our protagonists. Wait, shouldn't I know what's going to happen to my characters? Well, yes and no. I'm writing with an outline, but it's pretty loose. It's…

Churning out that first draft

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Shortly after posting yesterday about National Novel Writing Month, I came across an excellent blog post by literary agent Rachelle Gardner. This is great advice that I wanted to share with those taking part in NaNoWriMo -- or anyone working on a big writing project, really. Now is NOT the time to self-edit or worry about all those writing tips you've been taught. Just write. Let the words flow. If you've been studying the craft, you'll naturally be inclined to show more than tell, write snappy dialogue, and be aware of how much backstory you're allowing in. That's great. But…

Writers, put your work in front of people

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One of the hardest points to reach as a writer is the point at which you're willing to put your work in front of people and are not seeking validation. In other words, when you're ready for real opinions rather than pats on the back. The praise of family and friends is the bane of the aspiring writer, though too often the aspiring writer does not realize this. Your mother and your close friend tell you your work is good, and you believe it because that's what you want to hear. However, praise for its own sake does you more…