5 Questions that should always be met with frothing incredulity

5 Questions that should always be met with frothing incredulity

Look, if anyone asks you one of these questions, you ought to reconsider your relationship with them. Do you want butter on that corn muffin? Yes, of course I want butter on my goddamn corn muffin, do I look like a savage to you? This is so dumb I don't even know where to start. Do you want cheese on your burger? The only people who should ever ask a question as stupid as this had better be people with fatal cheese allergies who just assume everyone else will die when they eat cheese, too, because CHEESE BELONGS ON EVERYTHING. Period. End of story. Another?…
Speak & Spells, Scratch & Sniffs, and another foray onto Youtube with Hours in the Attic

Speak & Spells, Scratch & Sniffs, and another foray onto Youtube with Hours in the Attic

Part of the fun of doing Hours in the Attic with Nerd Out With Me's Tig Carson is that you get to play with the goofy old shit you played with as a kid. And part of that fun is realizing just how damn lame that stuff really was. The Speak & Spell, for instance: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cq-I2ath5F4 Why was this a thing? I have no idea, as is clear from our all-too-brief video on the topic. Poor Tig. I'm sure he thought we were going to squeeze a lot more out of it than that, too. On the other hand, we…

Your BEST project is always your next one

We abandon our children quickly. Quite quickly indeed. We conceive of them, nurture them, give birth to them, and set them out into the world ... and then we turn our backs on them. It's just one of those things we do. The project I'm always most excited about is the one I'm working on. The one I most want to talk about is the one still in the works. The best thing I've ever done? Still to come. Perpetually. Whatever I just did? Not that interested in it. Don't really want to talk about it, usually don't have much…